Dr. Moose’s Jokes and Pokes page
Why didn’t the Teddy Bear want to eat?
It was already stuffed
What do you call a bear out in the Rain?
A Drizzly Bear
Why didn’t the bear cross the road?
It was beary scared.
What to wolves do at midnight parties?
Have a howling good time
What do you call a lost wolf?
A where-wolf
Why did the wolf cross the road?
He was chasing the chicken
What is a wolf’s favorite cheesy dinner?
Fawndue
What is a wolf’s favorite cereal
Deerios
What do you call a deer with no legs?
Ground Venison
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark
Where do the fish go when they need fast cash?
The Loan Shark
Why was everyone afraid of the dogfish?
His shark was worse than his bite.
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